AsSalam o Alaikum:
 Bhai how r u

Gul ne gulshan se gulfaam bheja hai....

Sitaro'n ne aasman se salam bheja hai...

Mubarak ho aapko yeh Eid ka din...

Hum ne tahe dil se yeh paigham bheja hai.....

sorry was away u dere?

im fine how r u

Wajood e huq se yeh sara nizam baqi hai,

Kissi ke faiz se yeh intezaam baqi hai,

Woh aur hunge yateema ne Mazhab o millat,

Humare sar pe humara imam baqi hai...

Sub mil ke bolo narey haideriii...Ya aali....

Zohar e imam e zamana mubarak ho.....

Salaam Alaikum bhaijaan...koi baat nahi mere bhai ghalati hum logon se nahi hogi to phir kisse hogi hum insaan to gunaahgaar hi hote hain...lekin mere bhai dil mein agar wilayat e Ali ibne Abi talib hai to koi dar nahi....agar Allah hume nahi maaf karega to phir kisse karega...shifa'at to hum hubdaron k liye hi hai....khair keep in touch....main agar aapke koi kaam aaun to zaroor kahiyega......Allah Hafiz..maula ki zamanat mein rahiye mere bhai...

Salaam Alaikum bhaijaan....bhai mere bura mat maniyega lekin ek baat batana chah raha tha polling kijiye koi baat nahi lekin aaise sawaal mein aap option thik rakhiye....jaise aapne poocha Sayyede Sajjad(a.s) ki maa  kaun hai aur aapne option mein umme Kulsum bhi rakha hai...plz usse mitaiye...wo unki phuphi hai agar kisi ne ghalati se wo option click kar diya to aapko gunaah padega.....Allah aapka bhala kare.....Allah Hafiz mere bhai....

This is a really good one!!!!!!!!!!



Unfortunately, another mallu story in the market, but this is good!!



The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have some Mallus up here in Heaven & they are causing problems.

They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Lungis and Kerala saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discount prices.

They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of them Are even walking around with just one wing!'

The Lord said, 'Mallus are Mallus. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'

Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I d for you?'

Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.' Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'

After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back.

Now what was the question?' Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?' Satan says, 'Man I don't believe this.......Hold on.'

This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, 'I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. These Mallus down here have put out the fire in hell and are trying to install air conditioning!!!


"Smile. It is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart."

ws itz good howz ur life??